A goalkeeper for York City, Doncaster Rovers

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Andrei Vladimirovich Yevdokimov is a Russian football player who plays for Chayka Peschanokopskoye.

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Peter Michael Clarke is an English professional footballer who plays as a centre back for Northern Premier League Premier Division club Prescot Cables.

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Andrew Clifford Warrington is an English former professional footballer and goalkeeping coach. He played as a goalkeeper for York City, Doncaster Rovers, Bury, Rotherham United, Buxton and Grimsby Town. He is currently interim assistant manager of Rotherham United.